last update: 28-Mar-2002
small ads found in the dungeons of doom:
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FOR SALE Complete set straps for small shield. Good quality. Previously used on b+3]Small Shield. These straps survived a Black Dragon! Best offer. Leave message for Jannetje at Ansteorra's deli in Minetown. Curly++ |
WANTED Shield, AC 4 or better. Blessed, fireproof a plus. Reflection a plus-plus! Will pay top zorkmids for top quality equipment! Be prepared to show how good it is while negotiating price. Send details to Jannetje-V@nh.rgrn.net Curly++ |
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PERSONALS SVF seeks companion for repeat visit to Fort Ludios. Must have experience with black dragons. Alignment important, only neuters need apply. Leaving from Minetown temple, turns 55000 to 55200. Come ready to travel and ready to fight! Curly++ |
FOUND a small dog. Answers to name of Idefix. Owner, please pick up, as he is eating all my tripe rations. Asidonhopo, General Store, level 2. Brad Corsello |
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ADVERT Visit the beautiful Dungeons of Doom! Our extensive retail sector will serve your every need. Pop a question to the Oracle! Play Sokoban until the sun goes down! And be sure to pet the friendly rothes. All in the Dungeons of Doom! - DoD Dept. of Tourism, Gehennom. Brad Corsello |
FOR SALE Spare items for sale, cheap: cursed partially eaten food ration; rusty orcish dagger; about a dozen whistles; an iron chain; wand of nothing; a cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor; some worthless pieces of glass. Brad Corsello |
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PERSONAL NOTICE To the water nymph who stole my gray dragon scale mail, on Level 24 -- I'm not mad, honest. I forgive you. I'm not going to try to kill you. I just want my armor back. I really need it, honest. Please meet me at the fountain. Brad Corsello |
ADVERT WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN! Join the ranks of Yendorian guards! You'll really turn on the nurses, dressed in your ring mail and plumed helmet. Rise through the ranks -- you'll get ahead in the Guard. Dine on delicious C-rations! Play dice until the next new moon! (Gnomes need not apply.) - DoD DoD (c/o Captain Grimbuldook, the Castle - just slip a note under the drawbridge) Brad Corsello |
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INTERVIEW "I inherited this lighting store in Gnometown from my Dad (he was killed by a tame movanic deva, don't know where they're coming from). And I don't know how he stayed in business all those years. Gnomes don't have any money (apart from the kings anyway), so my customers have to come from the outside. And they have to fight their way through 3 or so levels, crawling with gnomes! Do you know what that does to the traffic through here! It's murderous!" Brad Corsello |
RECALL NOTICE It has come to our attention that certain of our products have become biologically contaminated. Therefore, we are recalling all potions of juice having batch number HU4980 (look on the bottom of the vial). Turn them in at any liquor store, for return of deposit. - The Yendor Bottling Company Brad Corsello |
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ADVERT Chaotic female valkyrie, wields bullwhip in each hand. Available for parties. Ask about Inga, on the Mall level. Brad Corsello |
LEGAL NOTICE Would all the kith and kindred of Thistime4sure the Tourist take notice that he is deceased, having been killed by a rothe on Level 3. The following property will be disposed of: 12 blessed +2 darts 2 orcish daggers a Hawaiian shirt 2 food rations a scroll of light twelve worthless pieces of white glass. Brad Corsello |
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NOTICE I sadly announce the death of Merlin the Thaumathurge. He was killed by a gelatinous cube on the level of the oracle. His items had, unfortunately, disappeared in a mysterious way. Dr Jekyll |
FOR SALE 1 uncursed +0 gray dragon scale mail 1 wand of polymorph (1) a pick-axe and a +5 bullwhip. Visit level 10 for more info, but don't touch the archeologist corpse, OK? Dr Jekyll |
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WANTED Dogcatcher for the Gnomish Minetown. Must be equipped to handle vicious dogs before they eat the town guards. Apply at Izchak's Candle Shop. David Grabiner |
ANNOUNCEMENT The tools shop on level 12 will be closed for inventory for the next two weeks. Customers please use the store in minetown. Sorry for the inconvenience. Pakka Pakka. Sascha Wostmann |
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WARNING My pet Minotaur stepped on a level teleporter. It can be anywhere between level 1 and 29. Please take care! Sascha Wostmann |
GOODBYE I'm just standing on the stairs on level 1, holding some beautiful amulet in my hands. I thank you all for the good times I had in the dungeons. Special thanks to: Mr. Asidonhopo for the blessed bag of holding Ulf the umber Hulk. He made my way through the mazes The high priest of moloch for handing me the amulet Rodney for all the fun we had. Hope we meet again. Sascha-T, AC-15, 193 (193) HP, EXP 23 Sascha Wostmann |
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GOODBYE I want to say a last Goodbye to Sascha-T I was always very happy when we met, but this was the last time. You shouldn't fool around with that wand of death without reflection! Maybe we meet again in your next life. Rodney-W(oY), EXP 33, 252 HP, plane of earth Sascha Wostmann |
LOST+FOUND I lost my blessed rustproof +3 Mjollnir on Juiblex' level. The finder will please deposit it in the temple in the valley of the dead. High reward! Xena-V Sascha Wostmann |